A 40 year old man from Florida has been arrested after smashing his speeding car into a wall and destroying it, claiming he was looking for a time portal.
The unnamed man was found sitting in his Dodge Challenger with his seat belt on, unhurt and content, by police in Pensacola early on Sunday morning. He said the following at the scene:
I was driving at high speeds on the interstate in an attempt to enter a time portal.
I did not leave the time portal until the crash occurred.
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Ooooooook then. I don’t even want to know what that means but I guess it was a kind of Donnie Darko thing with the airplane engine landing in his bedroom maybe? I got no clue.
The guy driving was cited for careless driving and failure to provide proof of insurance at a crash and then taken to a local hospital for evaluation. He wasn’t suspected of using drugs or alcohol, so you’ve got to think that he was a real nutcase or he actually was travelling through time somehow.
I’m probably going to believe the former. I mean who would honestly think they could travel through time in a Dodge Challenger – it’s gotta be a Delorean surely? Incidentally, you can now buy these for yourself right here.